A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Isn't that President Bush
and Collin Powell over there?"
The barman says "Yep, that's them."
So the guy walks over and says, "Hello, what are you guys doing?"
And President Bush says, "We're planning world war 3"
And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
And President Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Afghans this
time and one bicycle repairman."
And the guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman?!!!"
So, President Bush turns to Collin Powell and says, " See, I told you no-one
would worry about the 140 million Afghans!"