Sadie and Yetta, two widows, are talking:
Sadie: "That nice Morris Finkleman asked me out
for a date I know you went
out with him last week, and I wanted to talk
with you about him before I
give him my answer."
Yetta: "Vell.... I'll tell you. He shows up at
my apartment punctual
like a clock. And like such a
mensch he is dressed.
Fine suit, wonderful lining.
And he brings me such beautiful flowers you
could die from. Then he takes
me downstairs, and what's there, but such a
beautiful car.....a limousine even,
uniformed chauffeur and all. Then he takes me
out for a dinner.....Marvelous
dinner. Lobster even. Den vee go see a
show....let me tell you Sadie, I
enjoyed it so much I could just die from
pleasure!
So, then we are coming
back to my apartment and into an ANIMAL he
turns! Completely crazy, he tears
off my expensive new dress and has his way with
me two times!"
Sadie: "Oy! Vey...so you are telling me, don't
go out with him?"
Yetta: "No... I'm just saying, wear an old dress."