"FOR WOMEN ONLY,"

Since they were there without their boyfriends, they decided to go in.
The doorman, a very attractive man, explained to them how it worked:

"We have five floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are
looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide, since each floor has
signs telling you what's inside. The only rule is, once you leave a floor,
you can't return to it."

The women talked it over and decide to go for it...

They started going up, and on the First Floor the sign reads:

ALL THE MEN HERE ARE HORRIBLE LOVERS,
BUT THEY ARE SENSITIVE AND KIND.

The friends laughed and without hesitation move on to the next floor...
The sign on the Second floor reads:

ALL THE MEN HERE ARE WONDERFUL LOVERS,
BUT THEY GENERALLY TREAT WOMEN BADLY.

This wasn't going to do, so again they head for the stairs.
The friends move up to the Third floor where the sign reads:

ALL THE MEN HERE ARE GREAT LOVERS AND
SENSITIVE TO THE NEEDS OF WOMEN.

This was good but there were still two more floors...
On the Fourth floor, the sign was perfect:

ALL THE MEN HERE HAVE PERFECT BUILDS;
ARE SENSITIVE AND ATTENTIVE TO WOMEN;
ARE PERFECT LOVERS; THEY ARE ALSO SINGLE,
RICH, AND STRAIGHT.

The women seemed pleased but they decided that they would rather see
what the Fifth floor has to offer.
When they reach the Fifth floor, there is only a sign that reads:

THERE ARE NO MEN HERE . . . . . . . .
THIS FLOOR WAS SIMPLY BUILT TO
PROVE THAT THERE IS JUST
NO WAY TO PLEASE A WOMAN !