George and Osama decided to settle the war once and for all.
They sat down and decided to settle the whole dispute with one
big dog fight. They agreed that they would have five years to
breed the best fighting dog in the world and whoever's dog won
would be entitled to dominate the world.

Osama and his dog handler, Mohammed Whatever, found the biggest,
meanest Dobermans and Rottweilers in the world. They then bred
them with the biggest, meanest Siberian wolves they could find.

From the litters they selected the biggest and strongest puppy.
This puppy was trained day and night to fight to the death.

After five years, Osama and Mohammed came up with the biggest,
meanest dog the world had ever seen. Its cage needed steel bars
that were five inches thick and nobody could get near it.

When the day came for the dog fight, George and his dog handler,
Boudreaux, showed up with a nine-foot-long Dachshund. It was the
strangest-looking dog anyone had ever seen. Boudreaux said it
was a Cajun Dachshund.

Everyone felt sorry for George and Boudreaux because they knew
there was no way that this poor excuse for a dog could possibly
last 10 seconds with Osama's big, mean animal.

When the cages were opened up, the Cajun Dachshund slowly came
out of its cage, wagged its tail, then waddled over to Osama's
dog. The Doberman/Rottweiler/wolf snarled and leaped out of
its cage. Then it charged the poor Cajun Dachshund, but when it
got close enough to bite the Dachshund's neck, the Cajun
Dachshund opened its mouth and ate Osama's dog in one bite.
There was nothing left at all of the snarling beast.

Osama came up to George and Boudreaux, shaking his head in
disbelief saying, "We don't know how this could have happened.
We had our best people working for five years with the biggest,
meanest Dobermans and Rottweilers and the biggest, meanest
Siberian wolves in the world. How did you do this?"

Boudreaux turned around and said, "We had our best plastic
surgeons working for the last five years to make dat alligator
look like a weenie dog.